Tonight I watched Bear Grylls drink liquid squeezed out of elephant poo and eat raw zebra from a fresh lion kill. I still prefer 'Survivorman' Les Stroud... because he's a real everyman, and how else would I have learned how to make fire with a match and a frito? Anyway, Bear is cute and English so, I watch. Plus, his name is Bear Grylls. Can that be for real??
The other day, there was a program on this family. No joke, she really is that small. I read on someone else's web page that they thought she looked like a Gelfling. I hadn't thought of it before, but she totally does.
Pics from Coralie's birthday party:
Keelan fell and nailed his face on a dresser drawer today... Dresser-1, Boy-0
He cut his eye and has a welt from his forehead down to his cheek. Poor Little Dude.
Dude, Christmas is COMING IN FIVE DAYS. I can't believe it!!
Our tree is up, it has four ornaments on it, all above waist height. Keelan likes to smack the tree. Coralie likes to shove random toys underneath it.
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