How going to get a massage is like going on a first date:
Take a shower!
No, not the granny panties.
Oh, I better shave my legs. Better do the whole leg.
I should wear flip flops, or my feet will be sweaty.
God, I hope my feet aren't gross.
Should I put my hair up??
I forgot to trim my toenails!
Shit, I forgot to cut my fingernails too!
I'm wearing a skirt... should I wear shorts instead??
Of course, the MT probably cares nothing about any of these things.