Overheard at a nearby table in my local 24 hour restaraunt (while I was being served by an impossibly tall waiter who kept calling me 'hon' but somehow managed not to be creepy about it. Even though I'm probably older than him.)
'Don't fuck with me!'
'Hey, your boob is showing!'
'Dammit, dammit, dammit!'
And this is why I'm embarrassed that I was ever 18 years old. And, judging by the 'hooker-chic' state of fashion these days, I'm hoping turtlenecks and brown, straight leg courdoroy pants make a comeback when my daughter is a teen.
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